50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

1. What if I lived as the person I want to be, not as the person I am?
2. What if the world all spoke one language?
3. What if eating chocolate made you lose weight?
4. What if contemporary art made sense to everyone?
5. What if you knew you would live to be exactly 100?
6. What if everyone had the same IQ?
7. What if you had no memory of pain?
8. What if stop signs were green?
9. What if apples tasted like chicken?
10. What if everyone were hairless?
11. What if Oprah ran for president?
12. What if life were easy?
13. What if silence was deafening?
14. What if cats felt like sandpaper?
15. What if you knew the answer to every question?
16. What if wearing flip-flops was outlawed?
17. What if blondes really did have more fun?
18. What if the standard business day went from 10 pm to 6 am?
19. What if it were considered offensive to speak in public?
20. What if everyone you knew suddenly forgot you?
21. What if all cars played ice cream truck music only?
22. What if trees had feelings?
23. What if bagels had no holes?
24. What if everything in the grocery store only cost $1?
25. What if you could see your thoughts?
26. What if people had a shut up button?
27. What if the color orange didn’t exist?
28. What if exit signs said “leave”?
29. What if coca cola still contained cocaine?
30. What if you found your soul mate?
31. What if we could smell in stereo?
32. What if garbage were edible?
33. What if grass needed orange juice to grow?
34. What if the days were 62 hours long?
35. What if no war ever happened?
36. What if every truth you knew was a lie?
37. What if the person next to you could change your life?
38. What if the American flag was octagonal?
39. What if you had to move every two weeks?
40. What if two objects could occupy the same space at one time?
41. What if you discovered a miracle drug?
42. What if you could remember your birth?
43. What if pavement were never invented?
44. What if all bread had no carbs?
45. What if you could get a sun burn from florescent light?
46. What if you could bring back one person from the dead?
47. What if you could see electromagnetic fields and radio waves?
48. What if you only spoke when spoken to?
49. What if birds held the key to world peace?
50. What if you find true happiness?